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A man phones the doctors.

"Hello, you've got through to the doctors. This is Mary speaking, how can I help?" "Owen Ung," says the man. "Hello Owen," replies the receptionist, "let me just check your profile. Oh--" she stops, "nothing is coming up. Can you just clarify your name for me?" "Owen Ung!" the man reiterates. "No..nothing on the record. I advise you to visit us personally, that way we can arrange a suitable date. How does that sound?" The man hangs up the phone. His wife walks in and says, "So Tom, did you get an appointment for your swollen tongue?"

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